I've come to make an announcement. Shadow the Hedgedog is a terrible person. He peed on my beautiful wife, that's right! He took his hedgehog, quilly stick out and he peed on my beautiful wife and said his stick was this big, and I said that's disgusting. So, I'm making a callout post on my twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small stick. It's the size of this walnut except way smaller, and guess what? Here's what my stick looks like! That's right baby! All points, no quills, no pillows! Look at that, it looks like two balls. He did this with my wife, so guess what? I'm gonna do stuff with the Earth! That's right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PEE! Except, I'm not gonna pee on the Earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm PEEING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I peed on the moon, you beautiful persopn! You have twenty three hours before the pee droplets hit the Earth. Now get out of my sight, before I pee on you too!